2023 Horeb Ave., Zion, IL 60099

Why would anyone ever move from this dream home? Maybe they inherited a baby rhinoceros and just didn't have the room. Or they bought a shrimp boat and are living the dream. Whatever the reason, it's good news for you. Sure, the house looks neat but plain outside. Close your eyes and picture it with a some fancy-pants bushes, maybe a flag pole, and a few yard gnomes. Nice. Right now, it looks great and is super low maintenance outside, so you'll have time for perfect gnome placement. But step inside and "bam", you've forgotten all about bushes. The great room you now stand in is your family and friend dream space. Tons of room for even that super big, gaudy flower-print sectional sofa you've had your eye on. In fact, get two of them, you have the space. Notice how the living room just melts right into the kitchen? And what a nice kitchen it is. A sink with pull-out spray faucet like all the fancy houses have. Tile backsplash to help with cleaning up out of control spaghetti sauce. Table space with a great view of the front yard. Picture cooking hot rolls and being able to throw them right to your guests sitting on the sofa - classic. But downstairs is another huge room - what do you do with that? Lots of options here. Perfect for overflow entertaining, especially for family and friends you consider the "B" team. Or a "lady-cave" with all the stuff a lady-cave would have (whatever that would be). Full bath down there that features brushed nickel fixtures (chrome is so yesterday). A bedroom and convenient laundry room with a window to gaze out and daydream while cleaning lint from the dryer. Bend way, way over and check out the cement floor crawl - holiday boxes, storage of all the stuff you know you should throw out but don't - keep it down there. Head upstairs and, what... 3 more bedrooms? That's 4 total. We don't share bedrooms in this house! A big full bath with double vanity (why don't we have more double toilets?), linen closet and all the same elegant features of the downstairs bath. Nice yard out back with a patio area for summer fun (or entertaining "C" level guests during winter) and big parking area off the alley. It even includes a cute collection of city supplied trash and recycling cans. Of course this home won't last long - how could it? And it's easy to see. So take a look and call the movers (or your Uncle with the big truck) - you're going to need them when you see it.